![]() Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.Gracing your feed with this fabulous selfie.Sending my selfie to NASA because I’m a star.This is proof that I can do selfies better than you.May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try.Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.Live for the moments you can’t put into words.My favorite part about this selfie is the invisible crown.I know you want me you know I want you.Ī post shared by Bhavya ? Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?.You keep saying “no” with your mouth but “yes” with your eyes.I know you know that I know you like me.A day without sunshine is a day without you.We both know what’s going on between us.I’ve been waiting for you this whole time.I can drive you crazy without a driver’s license.I’ll hold you in my heart till I can hold you in my arms.Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.I suddenly remember everything I had to do. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!.I liked memes way before they were on Instagram.Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?.My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat.I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!.You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that is pretty much the same thing.NASA just announced that it is safe to eat without posting it on Instagram.The past, present, and future walk into a bar.Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?.If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?.This is why some people appear bright until they speak. ![]()
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